Hi, you. I’m Art.

These are the things that I make, sorry.

Recent Things

I want to get all those airplanes.

High powered water
Cleansing debris from something pure
Ivory
Grandmother
Blue skies
Mythology

Party Time

Carmien Megabights

Feiber Blakula

Crimean Bluft

If you need to let people know that your flashback is happening in the ’70s, just have Rock the Boat playing in the background.

Curb Bankhead Proves That He Is the Toughest M-Fucker in Town

Give me all of your immunities.

Tantamour Brisko’s Unfortunate Excursion for 2% Milk and the Consequent Disappointment of His Wife